Things I love about Dean #12754:
The face he makes after making a joke no one else found funny
“Fuck you, I’m hilarious.”
I feel so close to Dean right now
You have to suffer heartbreak so you know what to tell your daughter when she has her heart broken.
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
this happened last night and now i feel pain
So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
I said I would go to hell for you, but I didn’t expect you to leave me there.